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"Long live the Queen!" Sir Lancelot tried in vain to get the crowd going. | All of his vassals looked bored. They shifted their weight and occasionally whispered to their neighbors, masking their conversation with the feathers protruding from their helmets. | Lancelot knew the Queen was unpopular, having divorced the King to have Lancelot's baby, but he loved his baby-mama, so he gave it another try: | "Long live the Queen!" he shouted as his baby-mama came out of the confines of her bedroom. "Lancelot, just give it up," she said "They hate me and there's nothing you can do to change their minds."
